5 essential Car Sex Tips
The sexiness of car sex
The science fiction novel “Crash” explores a world of car sex in which people find car crashes to be incredibly erotic. We have always looked at the car as an object of fetish. Car adverts feature gorgeous models, and themes of domination and submission. The car is seen as being a place where people may have their first sexual experience. However, it can actually be difficult to have sex in a car. All of those seats and equipment can make it very complicated. In the end, though, car sex is well worth it. In this guide we give you five tips on how to have good car sex.
1. Park well
Unless you are an exhibitionist, into the British practice known as ‘dogging’ (where people in cars deliberately let strangers watch them have sex) you will want to park where it is safe and private. You do not want to be disturbed by the police when you are having sex in the car.
2. Put the seat’s down
Unless you are performing a sex act that can be done sitting down (and there is nothing wrong with that) you will need to put the car seats into the downward position. We suggest doing this at the start, rather than when you are getting down to business, as it can take a long time to get them in the correct position for the next stage.
3. Watch you feet
Feet can be a problem when having car sex. They can kick the handbrake off, causing the car to roll down a hill and making it very difficult to control. They can also kick against the windows, perhaps even breaking them. Finally, they can blow the horn, attracting the attention of strangers. This is not what you want, unless you are into ‘dogging’ (see above).
4. Wind the window down a bit
It can get very hot in a car when you are having sex and it is a good idea to wind down a window a bit. It can, though, attract undue attention if you are very noisy. You should try to park in an area where noise will not be a problem.
5. Get the car organised before you move off
It may not have been part of your driving test, but make sure that everything is back where it should be after you finish your sexy car fun. The seats should be put back where they were and you should make sure that there is no loose clothing wrapped around the gearstick or under the brake or clutch. It is very embarrassing to explain to the insurance company that you have crashed because there was a vibrator under the accelerator.
If you follow our car sex tips, you will soon be out of the house and motoring towards some sexy car fun!
