
36 Thoughts I Have While He Eats Me Out
Stop right there. We know what you're thinking. 'I'm supposed to be thinking about how great it feels when he eats me out. How can I think about something else?' Take it from us, when it come to fucking, ALL things are possible...
36 Thoughts I Have While He Eats Me Out

I know, I know, when your partner is going down on your clit and pussy, you’re not supposed to be thinking anything - if they’re doing it right. At least that’s what conventional thinking says. But I’m a 21st-century woman and my head almost never shuts off. So yeah, I’m thinking even when my pussy is being devoured by an eager tongue, but nothing too complex.
- Mmmm, that feels good.
- Oh! Oh! Stop!
- No, don’t stop!
- Ohhhhhhhhh, that feels good.
- Over to the….left.
- No, the right.
- No! Right there!
- If I grab his head, I can…
- Yesssssss!
- Oh God, I’m coming! I’m coming!
- What is he doing?
- Is he flicking his tongue?
- Never stop doing that. Whatever you do - Never. Stop!
- It’s too much! Tooooo much!!
- If I clamp my legs over his head…
- It’s still too much!
- Am I going to break his neck?
- How is he breathing down there?
- His ears make great handles. Why haven’t I done this before?
- Over here.
- No, over there.
- Is he fucking me with his tongue?
- I think I like that.
- He wants to what?
- Will I smother him if I ride his face?
- Oh God, I don’t care anymore.
- If I move this way, and then…
- Stick that tongue out. I’ll ride your fucking tongue.
- Oh God, my legs hurt.
- Fuck, my pussy feels so good.
- So happy to be on my back.
- Spread my legs until it hurts. Go ahead, I can take it.
- If I arch my hips, I can help get him get to…
- Oh fuuuuuuuuck, right there.
- Don’t. Stop.
- Don’t. Ever. Stop!
Eventually, I’m a blubbering, screaming mess of a woman who isn’t capable of coherent thought anymore. And that’s how cunnilingus should end.
Got your own thoughts to share about oral sex? Leave a comment below or email [email protected]
Kayla Lords is a freelance writer, sex blogger, and a masochistic babygirl living the 24/7 D/s life. Follow her on her website or on Twitter @Kaylalords.