We are officially the biggest burlesque club in the world – with up to 2,000 people selling out weeks in advance. That’s right – the biggest in the entire world! By far! We are in the Guinness World Records. You have to experience the atmosphere of having 2,000 people dressed to kill watching one of the top burlesque shows in the world.
Club Noir has been creating scandals since March 2004. We were the first burlesque club in Scotland and we are now the longest running burlesque club in the world.
Clubs are held around 4 times a year. Each club has a theme.
We are one of the friendliest clubs you are ever likely to set foot in. We’re often likened to a huge party at someone’s house. People come from all over Britain and abroad. We’ve been visited by stars such as Channing Tatum, Helena Bonham Carter and Vanessa Paradis.
Our burlesque shows have a variety of stripteasers, dancers, fetish acts, live music, circus, Vaudeville and comedy.
Our burlesque performers are among the most beautiful in the world. Famed for their talent, style and taste.
