6 Fucking Awesome Halloween Sex Toys

You don’t have to be a kid to get dressed up in a costume and enjoy trick or treating. Of course, if you’d rather fuck than beg for candy (or fuck and then beg for candy) there are a few Halloween sex toys you may want to add to your spooky adventures. Whether they fit in with your costume or not, you and your partner(s) will be begging for the trick and the treat this Halloween.

6 Fucking Awesome Halloween Sex Toys

Glow in the Dark Bullet Vibe

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Maybe it’s because Halloween fun is always after dark, but glow-in-the-dark anything is just better on October 31. The RO-80 Glow in the Dark Colour Bullet from Rocks Off is one of them. Turn out all the lights (or find a dark corner somewhere) and enjoy your orgasms and the glow from this not-so-discreet vibe.

Glowing Pleasures Condom

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People with clits aren’t the only ones who can have orgasms that glow on Halloween. Check out the Glowing Pleasure condoms by One. Get into the spirit of the holiday, and fuck the hell out of the one you lust for at the same time. Best of all, you can buy them three packs or, if you’re feeling really festive, packs of 50.

Fantasy Dildos

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Did you want to dress up as a wizard or a werewolf or something else equally fantastic this Halloween? There’s probably a dildo to go with your costume if you check over at Bad Dragon. My personal favorites are The Dragon’s Tongue and Pretzal the Swamp Wyrm.

Fleshlight - Vampire Succu Dry

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Cocks need Halloween love, too. If you’re into weird stuff or just really love the idea of fucking a vampire, check out the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Vampire Succu Dry (that’s what she said). No one has to know who (or what) you’re talking about when you tell them you fucked a vampire before the party.

Tentacle Glass Dildo

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There’s something about tentacles that turns people on, no matter what time of year it is. But if we’re going a little wild on Halloween, and tentacles are your thing - or you’re dressing up as Ariel from The Little Mermaid - you need Icicles No. 24 in your life.

Woody Cock Ring

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Like tentacles but have a dick? Don’t worry, there’s a little something for you, too. Check out the Woody cock ring - tentacles for your cock and your partner. It’s freaky enough for Halloween and just weird enough to have a fuck you’ll probably never forget.

Now that you know all these toys are out there, will you find the toy that matches your costume, build your costume around the toy, or just say fuck it and spend Halloween naked and playing with your new “treat?”

Kayla Lords is a freelance writer, sex blogger, and a masochistic babygirl living the 24/7 D/s life. Follow her on her website or on Twitter @Kaylalords.